I Tony
just a bit
It's taken ten years off me
Farewell. Not just yet
Barnaby (the quiet misquotes of Barnaby Beast's Marmite Myths)
Goodbye Ducky
Girl With The Plaster
He Could Sleep
John Eveready, electrician
Postcard People
Sheltered Mr Thursday
The Clowning Of Thomas Shortfellow
A bit like this
Falling For Sleep
The incredible twice daily imaginings of Nathaniel Bird
she was moonlight
Down In The Fifth And Everlasting
The Never Knowingly Underplayed Arrangements Of Charles Bod
The Girl Who Waited
Gently Going
Now There's a Thought
Save The Last Sweet For Me
I'd forgotten that was at the back of the fridge
Prince Chateau de probably crisps for a quick snack before supper
The curious case of Roberto Clegg
May I have this dance?
Once a clown
Where's me din dins? The hungry heart
The Matador
Everyone's awake
The foresight of Solomon Drift
Did you forget to pack the crisps again?
I simply did not give you my last rolo
Goodnight Mr Peppermint
the intolerable nuances of Jolian Bats
Sing me that song again
who had the last packet of salt n' vinegar?
only full fat baked beans left at the Co-op
John's midday think
I left the garden gate open
Biscuits
there was always a Black Jack in a ten pence mixture
that really is the last time I have Tesco's own ready salted
It's all natural darling
The quietly tumultuous thoughts of Henri de Nevermore
you gave me a look, now you can have it back
Can I have the first dance?
I never wear jumpers
the almost inconceivable twelve o'clock chance dalliances of Ulberto de Fraud
Looks like loss
You make me smile
If I wrote a poem, it would have to include you
You wrote that poem on a shelf in the canned food isle
Dad (detail)
After you've had your tea
I'm afraid I ate the last tea cake
My dad was a street lighter, mom worked at the Co-op
Left the fridge door open all night
Just John
where did I leave my happy face?
I used to be a politician but now I'm cured
Oh yeah, and I'm a monkey's uncle
The laughing policeman
When I say I don't like cheese n' onion, I mean it
Feelin' ok
His last kiss
Where did she leave her happy face?
Waiting for someone?
Pound on the scratch cards, won two pounds
His night shifts
The rise and fall of poor John Butterfingers
I said I don't like toffee apples
The brief allure of Jonathan Shuffle
That Twix was for sharing
Now, did I leave the kettle on?
A confession
The photographer
The girl who waited
Had a feeling, gone now
A moment of stillness
Her everlasting summer
The Colgate Kid
I simply did not give you my last Rolo
His next 768 days
His last 768 days