Pour me another Porthgain Song for a most westerly welsh lifeboat station I've done a painting of an idyllic cottage at the Blue Lagoon car park When in Wicklow Near the end of the Wicklow way Ave yer been to Abercastle beach Nan's hot doughnut dodgem glow sock nights from Barmouth Bay Bet someone knows Betty from Betws-y-Coed Russell Square right there Just me stopping off after the rain, tarmac fresh along the A470 Took me Ma to Margate harbour arm Once upon a cheese and pickle sandwich above Windermere A packet of crisps, an apple and cheese sandwich above Windermere The dancing fields of Littlebourne You were late along the A470 Field sailing to Wye shame there isn't a corner shop to buy some pop in it quick, before the Constable gets here Shame there isn't enough Kent in it Straight fields of Chartham Shame there isn't a horse in it Shame there isn't a nice paddle steamer in it Vincent's little van a train still runs through it from a lay-by at the other end of Lake Windermere, near a cow been between Bath, Bristol and back been to Lake Ullswater and it looks exactly like this beside Ambleside border surfing bring me back to Bryn Ceffyl field of Tuesdays and possibly Wednesdays first and last house at Dinas Mawddwy her filmed life in sepia I left my heart in your hat along the Stour I left my sandwich on Clifton Suspension Bridge just up a bit and to the left of Shropshire next time you're in Shropshire, i'll buy you a bag of crisps and a Vimto Shame there isn't a nice tractor in it night night Norfolk on Lake Windermere in an electric boat that you can't see pink sheep shame there isn't a car park in it shame there isn't a Little Chef in it the longer i'm away from Bryn Cyffel unassuming field just outside Bath Been to Dane John Gardens, must have missed you there too Been to the Miller's Arms, must have missed me When arriving in Barmouth Bay...matching cardigans, Woolworths, saved bag of pennies for a maxbox car Just after sausage rolls n' pop along the A470 Picnic sails to Tower Bridge Once upon a mid Wales road, Fray Bentos bound for Barmouth You were too early along the A470 In a Golf GTI, I wait a mo along the A470 Patrick McGoohan's sausage roll The moment I leave Bryn Ceffyl When looking left from Lawrenny Lodge Bring me back to the Burntwood lane Patrick McGoohan's Bara Brith Neath the meandering tree Tal-y-bont had amuch larger main road when I was younger and half my height A little Porthgain The last road I must have missed you at Solva after Bowness-on-Windermere, you can move sheep a little to the left Well what do you know? It's the A470 all around the Wrekin Once A Boat Our First Hay Wheel Just After Simon's Sky Not All Parts Of Norfolk Are Flat Nuffin' Like Norfolk Field sailing Eventual flower fields to the west sea fields of Sheppey low on the A470 shame there isn't a boat in it shame there isn't a steam train in it shame there aren't any buildings in it all the boats are hiding at Bowness-on-Windermere Venetian tea cakes with Turner First and last boat at Dungeness Ode to an old red The last valley First boat back from Dungeness His North downs Walk bring me to Blackfriars for some crisps and a kiss Shame there aren't any sheep in it Yellow Oil Fields of Broome Bring me back to the Breithorn upon Bowness, turn, and everything changes Let's get lost together just off the Chester road so there was this field nuffin' like Norfolk Been to Blean, must have missed you The leaving tree of llan Ffetiniog We're in the back seat of a Morris Marina with an orange bowl coming down the other side of the Dinas