I Tony just a bit It's taken ten years off me Farewell. Not just yet Barnaby (the quiet misquotes of Barnaby Beast's Marmite Myths) Goodbye Ducky Girl With The Plaster He Could Sleep John Eveready, electrician Postcard People Sheltered Mr Thursday The Clowning Of Thomas Shortfellow A bit like this Falling For Sleep The incredible twice daily imaginings of Nathaniel Bird she was moonlight Down In The Fifth And Everlasting The Never Knowingly Underplayed Arrangements Of Charles Bod The Girl Who Waited Gently Going Now There's a Thought Save The Last Sweet For Me I'd forgotten that was at the back of the fridge Prince Chateau de probably crisps for a quick snack before supper The curious case of Roberto Clegg May I have this dance? Once a clown Where's me din dins? The hungry heart The Matador Everyone's awake The foresight of Solomon Drift Did you forget to pack the crisps again? I simply did not give you my last rolo Goodnight Mr Peppermint the intolerable nuances of Jolian Bats Sing me that song again who had the last packet of salt n' vinegar? only full fat baked beans left at the Co-op John's midday think I left the garden gate open Biscuits there was always a Black Jack in a ten pence mixture that really is the last time I have Tesco's own ready salted It's all natural darling The quietly tumultuous thoughts of Henri de Nevermore you gave me a look, now you can have it back Can I have the first dance? I never wear jumpers the almost inconceivable twelve o'clock chance dalliances of Ulberto de Fraud Looks like loss You make me smile If I wrote a poem, it would have to include you You wrote that poem on a shelf in the canned food isle Dad (detail) After you've had your tea I'm afraid I ate the last tea cake My dad was a street lighter, mom worked at the Co-op Left the fridge door open all night Just John where did I leave my happy face? I used to be a politician but now I'm cured Oh yeah, and I'm a monkey's uncle The laughing policeman When I say I don't like cheese n' onion, I mean it Feelin' ok His last kiss Where did she leave her happy face? Waiting for someone? Pound on the scratch cards, won two pounds His night shifts The rise and fall of poor John Butterfingers I said I don't like toffee apples The brief allure of Jonathan Shuffle That Twix was for sharing Now, did I leave the kettle on? A confession The photographer The girl who waited Had a feeling, gone now A moment of stillness Her everlasting summer The Colgate Kid I simply did not give you my last Rolo His next 768 days His last 768 days